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They are coming… on Flickr.

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:55:59 -0700

They are coming… on Flickr.

laughingsquid: Beardvertising, Fuzzy Bearded Men Can Make Money...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:17:22 -0700

laughingsquid:

Beardvertising, Fuzzy Bearded Men Can Make Money By Clipping Mini Billboards on Their Beards

Sign me up! I think my beard could help pay off my credit card in like a month!

joshuanguyen: @jennjenn Clowning around One of my favorite...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:41:57 -0700

joshuanguyen:

@jennjenn Clowning around

One of my favorite moments from working with Flickr peeps. Special times. And I rock at sound effects.

I make a un-credited appearance at the end. Guess when..

Ben Weinman; the Dillinger Escape Plan Fuck dude how the hell...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:36:12 -0700

Ben Weinman; the Dillinger Escape Plan

Fuck dude how the hell you get up there? Don’t upstage the Greg man or he might punch your face off.

Intrepid pilot.

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:59:17 -0700

Intrepid pilot.

Took Frankie out for a ride around the Presideo after work....

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:32:50 -0700

Took Frankie out for a ride around the Presideo after work. She’s doesn’t shift as well as I’d like, and the front wheel needs to be trued, but she likes to be wrapped out!

thugkitchen: You don’t need a party to get down on some...

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:02:29 -0700

thugkitchen:

You don’t need a party to get down on some guacamole. Put it on a salad, taco, tostada, sandwich, whatever you want. Eat it with your hands. I don’t give a flying fuck. SNACK LIFE.

GRAPEFRUIT GUACAMOLE

5 ripe avocados

2 medium grapefruits or 1 big son of a bitch

¼ cup chopped cilantro

¼ cup chopped red onion

juice of 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons)

¼ teaspoon salt

Take the pit out of the avocados and scoop out all the green flesh into a large bowl. Mash it up with fork. I like my guacamole chunky but do what you gotta do. Cut the grapefruit up into segments like you would cut an orange. Remove the peel and cut the segments into pieces about the size of a nickel. Put all the grapefruit into the bowl with the avocado. Add the cilantro, red onion, lime juice, and salt and mix it all up. Taste it and add more shit until you like it. Serve immediately or chill it for a bit. I’m not gonna tell you how to eat guacamole, just follow your fucking heart.

Reblogged for that last line.

This fucking guy here. At least he not mall grabbing it, but,...

Fri, 10 May 2013 15:03:00 -0700

This fucking guy here. At least he not mall grabbing it, but, what a nob.

*edit* This is a mall grab http://www.skateboardermag.com/industry-news/celebrity-mall-grab-of-the-day/

sfgiants: Usain Panda!

Thu, 09 May 2013 09:36:26 -0700

sfgiants:

Usain Panda!

onebigdarkroomx: The Dillinger Escape Plan, Golden Gods...

Tue, 07 May 2013 13:09:25 -0700

onebigdarkroomx:

The Dillinger Escape Plan, Golden Gods performance

i think i’ve watched this video 20 times

Holy fuck that was awesome.. In other news, I just picked up a ticket for the Dillinger show in SF on the 19th.

sfgiants: Buster Posey celebrates his 1st career WalkOff...

Sat, 04 May 2013 09:52:37 -0700

sfgiants:

Buster Posey celebrates his 1st career WalkOff #BeatLA

futurejournalismproject: If Marijuana’s Your Beat, Careful What...

Thu, 02 May 2013 18:08:48 -0700

futurejournalismproject:

If Marijuana’s Your Beat, Careful What You Eat

Lessons learned — animation style — from Michael Montgomery of the Center for Investigative Reporting.

I don’t ways eat pot brownies. But when I do, I freak the fuck out like this guy.

Camping rundown at pfeiffer state park

Thu, 02 May 2013 17:45:41 -0700

Camping rundown at pfeiffer state park

Shit Hard fool. “Titties on my Head” Vocals by...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 11:55:27 -0700

Shit Hard fool. “Titties on my Head”

Vocals by HotHam n’ Cheese, GQJedi, with contributions from Keith Jackson and Richard Fasshauer.

Produced and composed by Richie Rich Films and Jackson Productions.

All rights reserved. 2013

You will wonder how you lived your life without this song.

No lie

jimllpaintit: Dear Jim,Please will you paint me a picture of...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 10:06:40 -0700

jimllpaintit:

Dear Jim,

Please will you paint me a picture of Jonah Lomu in his all blacks kit punching Will.I.Am in the face from atop his magical, sparkly rhino which he likes to ride about rural Kent. The punch sends Mr. Am flying over a farmyard barn full of hay. The attack is witnessed by Terry Nutkins while he enjoys a Malteser sandwich dressed as the green Power Ranger without his helmet.

Thanks,

Paul Goddard

T-shirt available here

Canvas available here

Cine (Taken with Cinemagram)

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:48:34 -0700

Cine (Taken with Cinemagram)

"The rancher strings barbed wire across the range, drills wells and bulldozes stock ponds everywhere,..."

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:45:17 -0700

“The rancher strings barbed wire across the range, drills wells and bulldozes stock ponds everywhere, drives off the elk and antelope and bighorn sheep, poisons coyotes and prairie dogs, shoots eagle and bear and cougar on sight, supplants the native bluestem and grama grass with tumbleweed, cow shit, cheat grass, snakeweed, anthills, poverty weed, mud and dust and flies – and then leans back and smiles broadly at the Tee Vee cameras and tells us how much he loves the West. - Edward Abbey”

- (via wearetheweavers)

thecountryfucker: John Goodman and Bill Murray, together at...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:45:27 -0700

thecountryfucker:

John Goodman and Bill Murray, together at last!

there is a god

The Mox loves her bag. #cantseeme #catagram

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 09:23:11 -0700

The Mox loves her bag. #cantseeme #catagram

empartridgesite: meow gusta, 2011

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:08:58 -0700

empartridgesite:

meow gusta, 2011